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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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