i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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