Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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