im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got chris browned last night
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
do nipples grow back?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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