I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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