How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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