he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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