They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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