shes about as inviting as chlamydia
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I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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