You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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