holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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