u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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