My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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