U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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