Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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