Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
