how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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