yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
