I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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