I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's shark week go big or go home
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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