my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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