For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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