this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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