If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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