There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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