I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
and she was petting her beer can
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Operation Purity has been aborted
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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