I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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