wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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