it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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