It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Still dying that you shit outside
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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