Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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