great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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