a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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