What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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