glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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