You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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