Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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