Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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