I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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