We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I currently don't understand fingers.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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