That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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