She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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