If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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