hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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