so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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