She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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