you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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