No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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