Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
COCAINE IS GR8
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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