Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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