We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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