pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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