My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
The ass gains better be worth it
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